The Limerick
A limerick for those in class,
Requires some thought to pass.
At first it seems tough,
Which can be quite rough,
But reading them is quite a gas.
The Vegan
When eating a pig is a sin,
A vegan will press to the end.
They scream and they press,
But never depressed,
They eat day-to-day for the “win”!
Sergeant
I once got sent to my house.
A life as a dog, not a louse.
The rain comes and goes,
And everyone knows,
That man’s best friend is a rouse!
Partner in Crime
A partner through thick and thin,
Becomes like some dust in the wind.
If one does embrace,
A love to be faced,
Then all will come out in the end.
